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[System]: [muse@entconnect] (ELO: 923.96). W/L: 247/286. Hero K/D/A: 3192/4638/5974 (5.99/8.70/11.21). Creep K/D/N: 26630/77/9924 (49.96/0.14/18.62). T/R/C: 220/85/1.
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[System]: [black.lung@entconnect] (ELO: 1258.63). W/L: 128/89. Hero K/D/A: 1721/1355/2523 (7.93/6.24/11.63). Creep K/D/N: 21279/835/3923 (98.06/3.85/18.08). T/R/C: 269/138/3.
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[System]: [extraterestrial@entconnect] (ELO: 1128.47). W/L: 99/78. Hero K/D/A: 825/966/2472 (4.66/5.46/13.97). Creep K/D/N: 13360/29/563 (75.48/0.16/3.18). T/R/C: 72/58/0.
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[System]: [DelawareSucks@entconnect] hasn't played any DotA games here.
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[black.lung]: lmao
[black.lung]: fuck off
[DelawareSucks]: xD
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[black.lung]: iate a 40 mg edible at 8 am
[black.lung]: might eat another
[DelawareSucks]: There we go!
[DelawareSucks]: Fuck it, lazy Sunday!
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[black.lung]: yeah i had some errands to run, but just got back :D
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[DelawareSucks]: Hell yeah, I got some errands in a bit, and therapy at noon.
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[DelawareSucks]: Took some mushies on Friday, went on a great fall walk.
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[DelawareSucks]: Channeled my old man on the horse.
[black.lung]: nice, its been super windy here and pretty much all the leaves are off the trees
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[DelawareSucks]: Went on a nice stroll
[black.lung]: hell yea
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[DelawareSucks]: It was crazy, it felt like "Falls like hurrah".
[DelawareSucks]: Clouds were overcast, so got that nice grey feel to the walk.
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[DelawareSucks]: It got dark near the end, and like the trees had shed their last bit of life
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[DelawareSucks]: Super trippy thought process, but you get the jist.
[black.lung]: for sure
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[black.lung]: i need to get some mushrooms
[DelawareSucks]: Yeah you do
[DelawareSucks]: xD
[black.lung]: its been a few years since ive had any
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[DelawareSucks]: If I get around to growing some, i'll fedex you some xD
[black.lung]: prolly will just have to resort to growing them too
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[DelawareSucks]: I got tripped out reading about a "contamination" on the unclebens subreddit
[DelawareSucks]: Those spores can get fucking everywhere, because spores are fucking everywhere
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[System]: *** player [numerous_rules] has joined the game
[System]: [numerous_rules@entconnect] hasn't played any DotA games here.
[DelawareSucks]: But it's a small chance apparently
[black.lung]: damn i didnt see that 
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[black.lung]: seems pretty easy to contaminate the mycelium and what not
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[DelawareSucks]: It's so hard to find them too!
[DelawareSucks]: "Yo bro, got a hook on them shrroms?"
[DelawareSucks]: xD
[black.lung]: but never really thought about contaminating your own space with spores lmao
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[black.lung]: right
[black.lung]: when i lived in philly
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[black.lung]: they were pretty common
[DelawareSucks]: Plus, in your industry, bunch of blue collar dudes, not their usually style
[DelawareSucks]: xD
[black.lung]: but i also worked with a guy who sold a lot of cocaine
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[black.lung]: ye and we have strict drug testing shit
[black.lung]: so
[black.lung]: ya know
[black.lung]: arent really talking about it much 
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[DelawareSucks]: Luckily shrooms don't show up!
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[black.lung]: any responsible adult can fake a drug test too
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[DelawareSucks]: true
[numerous_rules]: i sell urine on the black market
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[DelawareSucks]: I've never used that fake pee stuff, heard it works though
[black.lung]: quick fix
[black.lung]: ive used it
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[black.lung]: keep one in my car xD
[DelawareSucks]: dont' you have to put it near your gooch for a bit to warm it up though? xD
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[black.lung]: it comes with a hand warmer
[DelawareSucks]: fancy
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[black.lung]: just rubber band that to the bottle
[black.lung]: and like 30 mins its good to go
[DelawareSucks]: I haven't been drug tested since I got my paraphenlia ticket at 19.
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[DelawareSucks]: Had to take group classes with actual drug addicts. Like heroin/meth and shit
[black.lung]: i have 2 duis
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[black.lung]: so been through it xD
[DelawareSucks]: Even they thought it was crazy I was there for smoking a joint.
[DelawareSucks]: I got a DUI on a 49cc scooter xD
[black.lung]: dang
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[black.lung]: that shouldnt count
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[black.lung]: in the beach towns i heard they give them out to people on bikes
[DelawareSucks]: Even the prosecuter laughed at court. "So you got a DUI?" "Yup." "...on a scooter" "Yup. xD"
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[black.lung]: did you get that expunged
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[DelawareSucks]: I don't think so
[DelawareSucks]: That was 15 years ago though
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[black.lung]: i had to get one of those ignition interlocks for my first one
[numerous_rules]: ive never had an encounter with the law
[DelawareSucks]: Bro, those interlock systems are fucking pricey
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[DelawareSucks]: + the SR22 insurance you have to carry
[black.lung]: ye it really was
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[DelawareSucks]: What'd you blow for both?
[black.lung]: i had to bring it to a shop and have it calibrated monthly/download the data
[DelawareSucks]: I was .14, so definitely inebriated
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[black.lung]: first dui i dont remember, i was 18 and it was like a mandatory "hes been drinking" dui kinda thing
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[DelawareSucks]: Not a drop DUI
[black.lung]: 2nd one i blew a .24
[black.lung]: and went to jail
[numerous_rules]: i have a friend whos apendix exploded and he couldnt afford the hospital bill so he hired a lawyer to get out of it and still had to pay 20k
[DelawareSucks]: Bruh, you were drunk!
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[DelawareSucks]: Had to have known you shouldn't be driving that 2nd time xD
[numerous_rules]: in lawyers fees
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[numerous_rules]: so the hospital didnt get paid
[numerous_rules]: the lawyer won
[black.lung]: yeah it was an after the bar, lets go smoke a blunt, kinda situation
[numerous_rules]: how about that
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[DelawareSucks]: How old were you for the 2nd?
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[black.lung]: that was 2016
[black.lung]: so i was 25
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[black.lung]: 24, bout to be 25
[numerous_rules]: 1991
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[DelawareSucks]: Yeah, I was 23. Last i've got in trouble
[DelawareSucks]: The shit we do in our youth. xD
[DelawareSucks]: When are you at 3 years?
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[black.lung]: yeah cant be reckless like that
[black.lung]: any more
[black.lung]: 3 years what
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[DelawareSucks]: no drinking
[black.lung]: ah bro ill be 6 years no booze in february
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[DelawareSucks]: oh shit, didn't realize it was that long
[black.lung]: feb 2020
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[DelawareSucks]: I'll be 4 years in May
[DelawareSucks]: Crazy
[black.lung]: i drank a whole 5th of evan william that last time
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[black.lung]: nice man, congrats
[DelawareSucks]: I'm going to attempt cold turkey cigs this week on my birthday.
[DelawareSucks]: It's going to go terribly!
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[black.lung]: arguably the hardest thing to kick
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[DelawareSucks]: Heroin addicts will attest.
[numerous_rules]: food addiction is hard too
[numerous_rules]: benzos too
[DelawareSucks]: But yea, 38 Wednesday, 20 years smoking is enough.
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[black.lung]: at least zyn is pretty cheap
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[numerous_rules]: i remember sitting in my doctors office sweating while being wrapped in a blanket coming off benzos
[DelawareSucks]: True, you still on that wagon? xD
[numerous_rules]: felt very sick
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[DelawareSucks]: I never fucked around with pills.
[numerous_rules]: but felt cold
[black.lung]: benzo withdraw can kill ya
[numerous_rules]: weirdest thing
[DelawareSucks]: Well, only pill I fucked around with was ecstacy
[numerous_rules]: u sweating but feel cold
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[DelawareSucks]: I missed those pressed pills
[black.lung]: no adderall>
[DelawareSucks]: But apparently one of my hooks has some pressed pills
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[black.lung]: damn
[numerous_rules]: i take adderall daily
[numerous_rules]: prescribed
[numerous_rules]: saved my life
[DelawareSucks]: I probably should be on adderall, I swear I have ADHD
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[DelawareSucks]: xD
[numerous_rules]: im useless without it
[numerous_rules]: literally
[numerous_rules]: cant get out of bed
[black.lung]: i used to love to drink on adderall
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[numerous_rules]: with it, im a high performer
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[DelawareSucks]: I loved to drink on LSD.
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[numerous_rules]: i can sell my prescription
[numerous_rules]: for 500 a month
[numerous_rules]: if i wanted
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[black.lung]: yeah its stupid how much it costs on the street today
[black.lung]: 30 mg used to go for $3
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[black.lung]: when i was young
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[numerous_rules]: yeah i remember 5-7$ canadian when i was in college
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[numerous_rules]: now ive seen texts advertising them for 25
[black.lung]: gotta just do cocaine at that point
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[numerous_rules]: lol
[black.lung]: not even joking
[numerous_rules]: ive never done cocaine but id like to try
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[DelawareSucks]: Never been a fan of cocaine.
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[black.lung]: i cant touch any of that stuff any more, because i will need to drink
[DelawareSucks]: But I also don't think i've ever done really good cocaine
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[DelawareSucks]: Only thing about coke is that it makes you want to do more coke
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[DelawareSucks]: And I didn't like how agro I would be feel if I didn't have coke.
[DelawareSucks]: But I never did it a lot personally
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[black.lung]: i did a lot when i lived in philly
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[black.lung]: very much a part of the restaurant industry there
[DelawareSucks]: Drink like a fucking horse
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[DelawareSucks]: were you FOH or BOH?
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[black.lung]: a little bit of both
[black.lung]: but mostly front and some management
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[DelawareSucks]: I worked as a dishie/prep at an English Bakery, and was a server at a Comedy Club.
[black.lung]: expo and shit like that
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[numerous_rules]: i was a server until 2011 as well
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[numerous_rules]: then i got lucky in poker and been doing that ever since
[DelawareSucks]: The latter was kind an amazing job, but it kind of ruined stand up comedy for me
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[System]: [greenkanion@entconnect] (ELO: 975.09). W/L: 17/23. Hero K/D/A: 204/170/136 (5.10/4.25/3.40). Creep K/D/N: 4496/1/136 (112.40/0.03/3.40). T/R/C: 21/6/0.
[black.lung]: lol, just shitty comics all the time?
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[DelawareSucks]: Yeah dude. You see the behind the scenes of comedians.
[DelawareSucks]: Most are fucking losers bro
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[DelawareSucks]: and open mic night is painfullllll
[black.lung]: that doesnt really surprise me lmao
[numerous_rules]: they a very depressed demographic
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[numerous_rules]: dentists as well for some reason
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[System]: [caffrey@entconnect] (ELO: 1032.96). W/L: 30/25. Hero K/D/A: 299/263/638 (5.44/4.78/11.60). Creep K/D/N: 2456/189/218 (44.65/3.44/3.96). T/R/C: 16/10/0.
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[black.lung]: dentists are depressed?
[DelawareSucks]: Then you got the fucking douchebags like Aziz Ansari who insisted our cook goes to the Whole Foods that was near to prepare him a fresh fruit bowl
[numerous_rules]: yea idk why
[DelawareSucks]: And Marc maron, who literally went over 90 minutes both nights
[numerous_rules]: they at the top of the list of depressed professions
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[black.lung]: you guys had to send a guy to whole foods for aziz ansari?
[black.lung]: hahaha
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[DelawareSucks]: Bruh
[black.lung]: thats fucking hilarious
[DelawareSucks]: It was an impromptu 2 night show, he was in town for Sundance.
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[DelawareSucks]: He had a possee of like 6 guys with him
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[DelawareSucks]: And yes, we had to send our cook for fresh melon and berries. I believe a mango as well
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[System]: [furmur@entconnect] hasn't played any DotA games here.
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[black.lung]: dont those guys have like a list of shit that they demand be in the green room
[black.lung]: theres a word for it
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[black.lung]: i cant remeber it though
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[DelawareSucks]: Some do.
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[muse]: !checkme
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[System]: [fyiii@entconnect] hasn't played any DotA games here.
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[caffrey]: muse
[caffrey]: LOL
[caffrey]: "fuck you"
[caffrey]: you a funny dude
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[DelawareSucks]: muse at 924...doesn't he usually hang in the 700s?
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[System]: [behindspace@entconnect] (ELO: 1083.23). W/L: 104/95. Hero K/D/A: 1572/1244/1994 (7.90/6.25/10.02). Creep K/D/N: 15536/378/4225 (78.07/1.90/21.23). T/R/C: 219/94/0.
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[numerous_rules]: behind space
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[numerous_rules]: u just afk all game
[numerous_rules]: u can play nowÉ
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[behindspace]: y
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[numerous_rules]: ok
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