[System]: *** player [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!] has joined the game [System]: [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!@entconnect] (ELO: 993.84). W/L: 1/2. Hero K/D/A: 14/13/26 (4.67/4.33/8.67). Creep K/D/N: 489/0/81 (163.00/0.00/27.00). T/R/C: 5/3/0. [System]: Waiting for 9 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 9 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 9 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 9 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 9 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: *** player [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!] has left the game (has lost the connection (connection closed by remote host)) [System]: *** player [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!] has joined the game [System]: [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!@entconnect] (ELO: 993.84). W/L: 1/2. Hero K/D/A: 14/13/26 (4.67/4.33/8.67). Creep K/D/N: 489/0/81 (163.00/0.00/27.00). T/R/C: 5/3/0. [System]: *** player [heckin] has joined the game [System]: [heckin@entconnect] (ELO: 1293.26). W/L: 25/5. Hero K/D/A: 408/140/224 (13.60/4.67/7.47). Creep K/D/N: 4651/406/1292 (155.03/13.53/43.07). T/R/C: 106/35/12. [System]: Waiting for 8 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 8 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: *** player [iamcaffrey] has joined the game [System]: [iamcaffrey@entconnect] (ELO: 907.81). W/L: 6/13. Hero K/D/A: 110/163/197 (5.79/8.58/10.37). Creep K/D/N: 1947/17/226 (102.47/0.89/11.89). T/R/C: 7/1/1. [System]: Waiting for 7 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 7 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: IAMCAFFREY [System]: Waiting for 7 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: IZ YOU A GAY? [System]: Waiting for 7 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 7 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 7 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: jazzy about to be 600 elo [heckin]: losing everygame today [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: WHICH ONE IS 3113? [System]: Waiting for 7 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: ALWAYS CHANGING NICKNAMES [System]: Waiting for 7 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: AND IF SO I WILL REPRESENT HIM AS WELL [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: WE UNITE! WE STRONG! [System]: Waiting for 7 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: NOOBRIGHTS.COM [System]: *** player [Coldsituation] has joined the game [System]: [Coldsituation@entconnect] (ELO: 1011.75). W/L: 2/1. Hero K/D/A: 17/13/50 (5.67/4.33/16.67). Creep K/D/N: 289/4/34 (96.33/1.33/11.33). T/R/C: 5/0/0. [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: ARE YOU IN A COLD SITUATION? ARE YOU MAX PAYNE? [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: ARE YOU CODENAME 47? [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I SEE YOU NEGATIVE WIN LOSS [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [Coldsituation]: !ignore noob [System]: Player [Coldsituation] has ignored player [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: MAYBE YOU WANNA APPLY? [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: MAYBE ITS TIME? [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: NOOBRIGHTS.COM [heckin]: he ignored u [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: DON'T BE ASHAMED [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I DONT CARE [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I SAW [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: BUT I DIDNT CARE [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: SO HIGH [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: TIGHHT NOW [heckin]: are u sure [heckin]: i dont believe it [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: YEA DUD I JUST SWA [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: HIM IGNORED ME [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: RIGHT AFTER HE IGNORE [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I OFFER HIM [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: TO APPLY [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: u ok? [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: YEA REALLY OK NEXT 20 MINS [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: WEED KICKED [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: JUIST NOW [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: BRO [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: wow look at u go [heckin]: u must be proud [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: NOW PROUD OR ASHAMED [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I'M JUST DOING MY PART IN THIS LIFE [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: WORK AND SMOKE WEED [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: ENJOY THE ARIZONA SUN [heckin]: what do u do for work [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: UBER/ SOFTWARE CODING [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: honestly it fits [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [iamcaffrey]: is that u iconic [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: NO BRO CORRO [iamcaffrey]: nah [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: BUT SIMILAR STYLE [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [iamcaffrey]: iz u gay [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: ME? NO. [heckin]: what programming language [iamcaffrey]: u iconic [heckin]: do u code in [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: REACT [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I START WITH EASIEST [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: JAVASCRIPT CSS REACT [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: STARTED WITH MOST BASIC [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I GOT MY DEGREE ON 2014 BUT NEVER DID SOFTWARE SERIOUSLY [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: ONLY 2 YEARS EXPERIENCE [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: NOOBRIGHTS.COM [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: so now ur focusing ur efforts in providing high quality deliveries [heckin]: ok nice [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I AM TRYING TO DO LESS UBER MORE SOFTWARE [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: TRYING TO GET 80$ PER HOUR NEXT YEAR [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: HOPEFULLY [iamcaffrey]: AI can code for u now [System]: Waiting for 6 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: AI IS STILL STUPID [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I GOT LIKE 2-3 YEARS STILL [iamcaffrey]: your uber gig is safe tho [System]: *** player [nclinkz] has joined the game [System]: [nclinkz@entconnect] (ELO: 1060.77). W/L: 7/2. Hero K/D/A: 34/41/123 (3.78/4.56/13.67). Creep K/D/N: 924/80/89 (102.67/8.89/9.89). T/R/C: 17/10/0. [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I LOVE DELIVERIES TO BE HONEST [heckin]: maybe drop that shit if ur not too old and go learn a trade or something [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I SUCK AT RISK BRO [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [iamcaffrey]: stick with selling drugs [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I DON'T HAVE ANY BUSINESS IN RISKING SHIT [heckin]: yea or drugs [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: thats solid advice [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I SOLD SOME WEED [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: IN THE PAST [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: NO BIG MOVES [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: JUST LIL MOVES [nclinkz]: I'm selling an oz. of mushrooms to one of my old co-workers tomorrow [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: And it's two more weeks until I can eat mushrooms again! [nclinkz]: Dang! [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I BROUGHT SOME WEED CANDIES FROM AMSTERDAM AND GAVE OUR DEPARTMENT CHIEF AND MADE HIM HIGH AS FUCK [iamcaffrey]: do you grow it yourself with your own poop [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: HE DIDNT KNOW [iamcaffrey]: or dog poop [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: TRUE STORY [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: I've looked into growing them [nclinkz]: If I didn't have a cat, I probably would [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: And you don't use da poop! [nclinkz]: You use Uncle Bens! [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [iamcaffrey]: u should give some to jazzy [iamcaffrey]: he need some drugs [nclinkz]: He ended at 1155 [nclinkz]: Not too shabby [System]: Waiting for 5 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: FUCK OUTTA HERE HE WILL BE CRAZIER THAN EVER [System]: *** player [wowowstronk] has joined the game [System]: [wowowstronk@entconnect] (ELO: 1051.30). W/L: 18/16. Hero K/D/A: 275/146/378 (8.09/4.29/11.12). Creep K/D/N: 5898/267/1262 (173.47/7.85/37.12). T/R/C: 44/26/4. [nclinkz]: Now he's regressed back to his "i'm 700 elo, I don't do shit" [nclinkz]: "carry me, i'm 700 elo Jazzy" [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: DUDE IS DELUSIONAL AND PARANOID [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: he bout to be 600 [heckin]: lost everygame today [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: He has the capability of playing decent. [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: AI HAS BEEN REALLY ARTISTIC LAST 2-3 MONTHS LATELY [nclinkz]: He just fucking talks his way out of it [heckin]: just spell casting but 0 macro level plays [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: THE VISUALS STARTED TO COME UP REALLY WELL [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: he waits for things to happen to him [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: RETARDISM IS STILL THERE BUT VISUALLY AI START TO GET STYLISTIC FOR 3 MONTHS [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: reactive players are like 65% of ENT though [nclinkz]: Not many proactive [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: INSTAGRAM WAS A BRAINDEAD SLUM, NOW YOU CAN CATCH SOME TRUE PSYCHEDELIC ART [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: I hate most/all AI art shit. [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: IT WAS AWFUL BUT NOW I LOVE IT LATELY [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: bro weres my pizza [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: SORRY SIR [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: SO HIGH RIGHT NOW [nclinkz]: what'd type you get? [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: DELIVERIES DELAYED [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: SORRY FOR THE INVONENIENCE [nclinkz]: MALE MAN [heckin]: idk i told blue to suprise me [nclinkz]: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS YELL [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: WHEN WE START THIS GAME WE WERE YELLING JUST TO TROLL WE WERE 3 PERSONS [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: THAT'S HOW IT ALL STARTED [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: ONE IS STILL PLAYING BATTLE NET [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: AND YELLING LOL [nclinkz]: So this dude I went to highschool with fucking stabbed someone last Friday [nclinkz]: killed the dude [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: apparently was reported as saying "He's a reptilian" [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: DAMN [nclinkz]: I don't know if that was before or during the stabbing [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: I bought weed from him [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: Played sc2 in beta with him [nclinkz]: always thought he was a bit off [nclinkz]: but damn [heckin]: wtf [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: MY ROOMMATE KILLED HIS DAD AND WOUND HIS MOM [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: TRUE STORY [heckin]: you know harstem? [heckin]: if u played sc2? [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: Fucking love harstem [heckin]: yea bro [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS THICK-GLASS MOTHERFUCKER GONNA GO MASS SHOOT IN VENICE BEACH [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: TURNED OUT [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: HE KILLED HIS OWN [nclinkz]: I've followed the SC2 scene for a good 6 years now [nclinkz]: Watch Rotti a decent amount [heckin]: yea i only watch [heckin]: i dont play it [System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: *** player [misterrobot] has joined the game [System]: [misterrobot@entconnect] hasn't played any DotA games here. [nclinkz]: I'm a good 2s/3s/4s player [nclinkz]: master [nclinkz]: but 1s are too stressful for me [heckin]: oh nice [heckin]: what race [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: random [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I AM REALLY GOOD LEFT 4 DEAD 2 PLAYER LOL [nclinkz]: I think zerg may be my best [heckin]: sick [heckin]: yea zergimba [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: PEOPLE HATING ON ME I GO SOLO FINISH TANK AND SHIT [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: What race do you play? [heckin]: i dont play it but yea also zerg [nclinkz]: did you ever play? [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: NO LEFT 4 DEAD 2 HERE? [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: yes [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: STREET FIGHTER 2 CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION? [nclinkz]: My computer is too ass to run it well [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: no where good tho [heckin]: i suck at it [heckin]: much better at wc3 meele [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: I watch Grubby play that. [heckin]: yea [nclinkz]: He's had some fun tournaments [heckin]: grubby is the goat [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: grubby actually coached harstem at one point [nclinkz]: Human player in war3 [heckin]: on wc3 [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: WHY YOU GUYS WATCH A GUY GAMING INSTEAD OF GAMING YOURSELF? [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: U WATCH A STREAMER LOL? [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: i do [heckin]: sometimes [nclinkz]: Sometimes I just want to chill, smoke a bowl, sometimes chat. [heckin]: but not the retarded ones [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: SC2 tournaments for instance are fun to watch [heckin]: yes [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: agree [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: WHAT IS SC2 LET ME WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: Starcraft 2 [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: OK ILL LOOK IT UP NOW [nclinkz]: Who's your favorite player? [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: well it is harstem lol [nclinkz]: That's fair xD [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: He's fucking tall too. [nclinkz]: Like 6'8 xD [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: maybe not that tall [nclinkz]: fucking dutch people [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: yea dutch people are freakishly tall but skinny [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: 6/4 [nclinkz]: 6'4 [iamcaffrey]: did u say 6'8 is tall? [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [iamcaffrey]: bro [nclinkz]: uhh, yes? [nclinkz]: lol [nclinkz]: I always watch slay the spire on twitch [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [nclinkz]: I've never played the game xD [nclinkz]: I also* [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [iamcaffrey]: i watch deadliest catch [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: WTF THIS IS A STRATEGY GAME [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: TOO SMART FOR ME MAN FUCK THIS [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: i watch bar rescue [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: I LIKE FPS [iamcaffrey]: and videos on gorlock [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [iamcaffrey]: u ever seen him/her [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: GIVE ME A GOOD FPS GAME [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: LIKE GORE [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: BRUTAL [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!]: DOOM 3 STYLE [System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start. [heckin]: a good fps is valorant [System]: *** player [Jazzy3113] has joined the game [System]: [Jazzy3113@entconnect] (ELO: 701.04). W/L: 283/344. Hero K/D/A: 3116/3658/5365 (4.97/5.83/8.56). Creep K/D/N: 47330/1147/9184 (75.49/1.83/14.65). T/R/C: 347/149/68. [System]: *** player [BPixie4] has joined the game [System]: [BPixie4@entconnect] (ELO: 1205.98). W/L: 2117/1656. Hero K/D/A: 24944/23235/41318 (6.61/6.16/10.95). Creep K/D/N: 236650/2955/63858 (62.72/0.78/16.92). T/R/C: 3353/1548/69. [System]: *** player [akm_] has joined the game [System]: [akm_@entconnect] (ELO: 921.12). W/L: 47/58. Hero K/D/A: 406/695/1136 (3.87/6.62/10.82). Creep K/D/N: 7191/234/1582 (68.49/2.23/15.07). T/R/C: 62/26/4. [System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: Jazzy3113, BPixie4, akm_ [iamcaffrey]: everyone stop talking about jazzy [iamcaffrey]: he's here [System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: Jazzy3113, BPixie4, akm_ [System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: BPixie4, akm_ [System]: 10. . . [System]: 9. . . [System]: 8. . . [System]: 7. . . [Jazzy3113]: i knew it [System]: 6. . . [System]: 5. . . [System]: 4. . . [System]: 3. . . [System]: 2. . . [System]: 1. . . [System]: *** player [Coldsituation] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily) [System]: *** player [nclinkz] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily) [System]: *** player [iamcaffrey] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily) [System]: *** player [akm_] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily) [System]: *** player [heckin] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily) [System]: *** player [NOOB-RIGHTS!!!!] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily) [System]: *** player [misterrobot] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily) [System]: *** player [BPixie4] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily) [System]: *** player [wowowstronk] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily) [System]: *** player [Jazzy3113] has left the game (was disconnected (gameover timer finished))